These make me feel like I'm a personality prostitute like I'm selling myself to strangers and hoping they buy....but here we go... the only Ls I take are to the face, if you don't get what that means please leave this isn't gonna work out...jk . A bit about me lets see I'm jaded and a bit morbid not in a let's drink cyanide way more of a Wednesday Addams was my role model way. I had to say Wed-nes-day when I typed that. Don't be too serious, i love tastefully offensive jokes not the website. Im kinda awkward so awkward sh*t will happen if you don't like that get out while you can. My lexicon is pretty tight but I'm not some overly bombastic prick because who needs anymore of those. White guys, yes I date you. I'm truly a national treasure some may even say I should be listed as the 8th wonder of the world, I'm extra sweet,No bullshit, no drama. I don't lie because I'll forget what I said. I'm kind of shitty at communcation until I'm comfortable with you and also
DIS-****ING-CLAIMER: DO NOT ****ING WASTE MY TIME, PLEASE. JUST BE YOURSELF
That's all folks, can't spill it all now can we?
Please God not ****ing food. I have absolutely no interest in you looking at me eat or hearing you chew. how about you teach me how to Play CoD. We can do something artsy or something childish. Disney movie marathon is always good, ANYTHING DISNEY IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR ME! how about we have a deep conversation where we bare our souls and its not awkward because it's totally okay to have feelings and dare I say, a heart even.